Advice from At Landers

Dear At Landers:

I am a vibrant pavilion that sits between a State Capitol and an adaptive ruse project that’s having trouble keeping family oriented tenants. My insides are about to be transplanted to another location that will have a really fishy smell! What do I do?

Signed, Whirled A. Coca

Dear Whirled,

No one wants to be empty on the inside and I admire your pro-family stance. Your best bet is to get a sci-trek transplant! You want to be surrounded by families and you want them to get to you easily! If you invite a kids science center to move from their current location next to an opera house, their numbers will go up and you’ll remain a fun vibrant pavilion! You’ll even keep that important adaptive ruse from being driven completely into the ground!

Dear At Landers:

I’m a professional sports team that has to play in a variety of locations! I have one of the strongest international followings of Atlanta sports teams but I’m really disappointed with the media coverage I receive and my attendance! Help me!

Signed, Going Ape for football

Dear Going Ape,

The key to a successful sports franchise is marketing and consistency. Since a large portion of your audience is Hispanic (in fact, the only radio broadcasts of games are in Spanish), it would be helpful to find a partner with a stadium near where that community lives. Perhaps a University that already has experience working in partnership with outside organizations could be just the spot. It would need to be near a MARTA station and have ample parking. The result is that people could easily get to the games and since you would now by inside the perimeter, coverage is more likely!

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