There was once a young girl from Atlan’a,
who lived with a cool urban planner,
his buildings were monstrous!
(and his lovin’ quite demonstrous),
but he had a really miniscule banana!

So he planned lots of malls that were huge!
Each one was so much larger than the Louvre!
But he never added bus stops,
or planned for grocery shops,
cause he wasn’t planning something we could use!

And to this very day, in old Atlan’a,
you can drive a car or taxi or go hang ya!
If the price of gas is rising,
well, it sure ain’t so surprising,
we’re employing that benighted urban planner!