Despite my earnest desire for real, viable, “sell your car and be done with it” mass transit in metro Atlanta, I realize that it will - no matter what - take some time for MARTA to reach that point. As such, I try to keep my expectations of the little transit system that we love to hate within the realm of reality. So instead of, “I want a rail line that goes up I-75, and another one that goes to the Emory area, and more stops along the Northeast line - and I want it now!“, I opt for, “In lieu of more densely packed rail access, I would like bus service to be more frequent.” Or, “I would like turnstiles that actually work.” Come on now, MARTA; that’s not too much to ask for, is it?
Here’s the thing: MARTA turnstiles will, without reason or warning, sometimes just not let you through. It doesn’t matter if you have a monthly card. It doesn’t matter if you purchased and properly deposited a token. Their moods are as fickle as that of a 14-year-old girl. “Frustrating” would be an understatement to describe this situation; it’s downright stupid. I should not have to be writing a ranty blog post about wanting functional turnstiles.
The Arts Center Station is particularly notorious for turnstile treachery. This especially pisses me off in light of the renovations to the escalators taking place in that station - which seem to consist mainly of putting new tile on the walls. People! Hello!! They’re called priorities - and escalator wall tile shouldn’t be at the top of the list! Eager, law-abiding MARTA patrons shouldn’t have to jump the turnstiles (and subsequently injure themselves) to enter the station.
The boyfriend and I went through this little dance at Arts Center yesterday (as detailed in his post, linked above), and again at the Decatur station. The Decatur incident demonstrated the inanity of the situation; I went through without a problem, and said something like, “See, the turnstiles actually work at this station”; then I hear from behind, “Don’t speak so soon.” It let me through but it wouldn’t let him through.
MARTA, if you’re wondering why more people aren’t riding your trains, here’s a possible reason: they can’t get in. Get your priorities straight and quit tiling the walls.
[Cross-posted, with more profanity, at Being Amber Rhea]